My Thanksgiving week got off on the right foot by unexpectedly getting off of work three hours early. The gift of time, sweet time, is my favorite. Three whole hours, how I love thee. What was I going to do? Crafting, cooking and gardening thoughts raced through my mind as I drove home on the nearly empty freeway. All that thinking must have been exhausting because I spent my three hours happily in slumber, waking only to the phone ringing at dinner time. I apparently needed some rest.
When I awoke, it was time to climb back into holiday mode. My first coconut cream pie — more than likely my last. This pain took nearly three hours and oh, how the meringue is flat.

Thankfully, my tried and true recipe for pumpkin spice cupcakes turned out perfectly. These were gobbled up Thanksgiving evening, along with the pies my grandmother and aunt made. Oh, the pies.

Just when I thought the food couldn’t get better, we went to the Frog N’ Firkin for post-Christmas-shopping pizza the next day. I can’t remember ever having eaten so much pizza. The ASU/UofA football game was roaring in the background. No one seemed to notice I was inhaling food like King Kong.

This year I am particularly thankful for my brother. As different as we are, I am pleasantly surprised we remain close friends. In part, we can laugh at each other. Thanksgiving night we headed to the bars on 4th street in Tucson. Nothing says family holiday like having several hard drinks with your brother after escaping the grasp of your elders. Oy. While we dished about family drama, my brother proceeded to try to pick up several girls. The bar had quickly filled with young women who looked like they live at Kitson and H&M. (Damn you Mary Kate. Why can’t Reese be the popular fashion icon? Then we’d have lovely skirts and pretty shoes and necklaces that are flattering, vs. sequined EVERYTHING and bohemian/homeless chic. Ew. You girls are so going to look back at photos at this age and cringe. Escape Forever 21’s tractor beam and dress pretty!) My brother sorted through the clones to find a select two standing near our table. The conversation went something like this:
“Hi babes.”
The two look over their shoulders at my brother and then turn completely away from him.
“Hey, has anyone ever told you, you have scrumptious asses?”
(this is when I begin to laugh so hard I think wine is going to come out of my nose)
They take a step farther away and keep trying to ignore him.
“SCRUMPTIOUS ASSES ON AISLE FOUR!!”
They walk away. I have to hold my stomach I am nearly dying.
Then we walk outside.

There is a very pretty girl standing next to the bouncer who took this photo. My brother says nonchalantly,
“That’s a tall drink of water standing there next to you.”
The girl smiles and looks directly at my brother.
“I mean a tall drink of Dasani water. Dasani water poured over sexy ice.”
Oh. My. God. I had to run away I was laughing so hard. The true tragedy in all of this is not that my brother is apparently insane, but that the girl LOVED it. She smiled and started walking toward us but he lost his confidence and walked away.
Oh, Thanksgiving, how I love thee.
~K