I’ve never considered myself fashion forward, but have always had an inexplicable love of shoes and purses. Preferably matching, leather and Italian.
I’ve never considered myself smooth with men, but have always had an inexplicable love of tall, glasses and sweet smelling. Preferably 6′, wire rimmed and musky.
I’ve definitely gotten more fashion focused as I’ve gotten older. My friends love to rib me about taking Ralph Lauren towels to the Peace Corps. [They were good quality and they were what I owned at the time. It wasn't as if I ran out to purchase them for the trip.] There was a brief period of my life when everything was Polo, from my socks to my undies to my perfume. Soon enough, I learned that finding designer items on clearance at Ross that were ill-fitting weren’t as cool as say, the $4 t-shirt at Target that was my color and a good texture and complemented my long torso.
But this took time.
And in that time, I dated many men who had their hand in creating the closet I own today. I started training for my first marathon with Rebs the day my first serious boyfriend walked away without looking back. I wanted to run after him screaming, “Jerk!” and ”ooh, God, you are REPUBLICAN!” but instead, I just ran. And ran. And ran. And six months later was still running across the finish line with one of my best friends shouting, “Look at me now sucka!” And in the process dropped a few pounds that had been stuck around my midsection since college.
With a trimmer figure, I got more confident and dated a boy at work. He was a snazzy dresser and owned a ridiculous obnoxious sports car – as if that wasn’t an immediate sign of compensation. Office place romance meant I now had to look nice on the weekends AND at work. In a workplace that prided itself on tank tops, jeans and flip flops as year-round attire, I made the professional shift to button-downs and ironed slacks and leather slides bought on clearance at Saks. Everything fit, was barely within budget and I was making baby steps toward fashion progress.
Then I dated the golfer with his Banana style and love of ironing. In never gets old getting out of the shower and finding your boyfriend ironing your clothes before work, “because MY GOD you weren’t going to wear it looking like that were you?” Obviously I was, but I didn’t take offense. He was ironing and I knew better than to complain. In time, my taste in clothing became more expensive and more pressed. I also switched jobs, moving from journalism to public health and saying adios to the ex-boyfriend I’d run into in the elevator everyday.
Did I mention this ex actually referred to the female anatomy as “the pink taco?” Yeah. What a winner. As I said, ADIOS.
I spent this weekend sorting through a lot of clothing I’ve had for many years, making piles of “to keep,” “to pitch,” “to donate,” and “to burn.” Just kidding on the burn part. I wouldn’t dare. But it made me wonder why I felt the need to hold on to TWO neon pink bikinis that haven’t seen the light of day since my freshman year of college. Even then, they were outdated and a bad, bad idea. The clothing I kept is a good mix of my two favorites: as the Manolo would say, the Target and the Banana. [I love that you can now use your Banana card at Old Navy and Gap too. I'm a total sucker for the marketing and love getting the $10 gift cards in the mail.] Today I have on my backward dress that I once wore to work, you guessed it, backward. It is pink and from Old Navy and purchased when I was seeing a 6′4” balding blond. Needless to say, my love of the dress lasted longer.
Here’s what I’m loving — and coveting — for Fall:
The Jean:
The Bag.
The Shirt:
The Shoe:
The Dress:
Yes, I really am that plain. Black and white, they are my friends. Besides the jeans, the rest will probably remain on the shelves. The jeans however, ooh, the jeans…
~Kelli